How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost
Bringing this back in light of another american govt shutdown
like this is crazy to me, literally taking the definition of a term, going "nuh uh", and hoping no one notices
introducing my new law "animal welfare act" that requires killing 60 puppies per hour (i'm using a different definition of animal welfare)
Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials
me: *sobbing in the woods*
The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.
me: *turns around* oh shit fr?
Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me
My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten
when I was a kid I read a sci-fi story where some researcher discovers that all crocodiles since prehistory have had the same congenital heart defect, so they set about curing it. when they do, suddenly their research specimen starts getting stronger and healthier and growing rapidly and developing new appendages, and it turns out all crocodilians were actually stunted sickly forms of dragons. that story really stuck with me because it's basically an expression of the "what if I went to the doctor and they discovered I was deficient in one special vitamin and then I took a pill and all my problems and ailments vanished immediately" fantasy.
unrelated, I started taking daily antihistamines this month for the first time in my life,
